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1. RE: Gollum vs. Smeagol
Feb 9 2008, 11:53 AM EST
Smeagol is cooler. He looks basically like a norman human being and he probably doesn't have as much fishy breath! Imagine being married to him. Would you want to kiss Gollum - fishy breath, or Smeagol - possibly a light taste of fish (Maybe smoked fish with yummy seasoning or lemon.) Oh well, maybe you like sushi (I don't!) and find that bad fishy breath is exciting and awakens a passion within you. Anyway, that is my reasoning. Besides, I'd rather marry a guy who wears more than just a loin cloth!
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